Engineering Oppo

"G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3" (gbodyman) 04/07/2016 at 15:46 • Filed to: None

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Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 04/07/2016 at 15:49

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I saw just a tiny picture and immediately knew what it was. My favorite thing to send people.

Nibbles > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 04/07/2016 at 15:52

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buford-t-justice > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 04/07/2016 at 15:52

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luvMeSome142 & some Lincoln! > buford-t-justice 04/07/2016 at 15:56

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Scientist: 100% full. Half water, half air.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > buford-t-justice 04/07/2016 at 16:07

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Process engineer: We need to make this glass fill/empty process faster

Civil engineer: The glass has a sufficient safety margin

Mechanical engineer:Recommend rubberized glass to prevent vibration fracture

Thermal engineer: Recommend increasing glass thickness to prevent heating of water

Fluids engineer: The glass container is of a sufficient pressure rating

Noah - Now with more boost. > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 04/07/2016 at 16:17

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Speaking as someone whose only college friends were engineers (I love you guys but sometimes... things get out of hand):

Electrical Engineer - self congratulatory

Mechanical Engineer - self congratulatory physics major

Chemical Engineer - worshiped as a god

BioMedical Engineer - medical student

Civil Engineer - takes concrete 101, loses all engineering pissing contests

jmedarts > buford-t-justice 04/07/2016 at 18:54

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jmedarts > Noah - Now with more boost. 04/07/2016 at 19:00

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A group of engineers get into an argument about the nature of God. While God is clearly an engineer, what kind? The electrical engineer says you must look at he brain and the nervous system, the complex signals, God must be an electrical engineer. The mechanical engineer tells him he’s wrong, look at the balance, the musculature, the athletic grace, God is an ME for sure! The Chemical engineer says they are both wrong, God is clearly a Civil Engineer, who else would route the waste stream right through the recreation area?

TheHondaBro > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 04/07/2016 at 20:44

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Thirsty motherfucker: *drinks fucking water*

Noah - Now with more boost. > jmedarts 04/08/2016 at 00:24

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Lol!!!!